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A cartoon by Andy Singer offers an alternate federal income tax form which would allow each payer to allocate his contribution according to his desires. I have long thought that was a good idea, and his version is quite cleverly inclusive. The first column are the percentages he assigns to each category, and the second column reflects mine. What are yours?

MILITARY 0% -- 30%
VETERAN'S ADM. 10 -- 10
TRANSPORT 10 -- 10
PARKS & ENVIRON. 10 -- 5
WELFARE 10 -- 0
F.E.M.A. 5 -- 5
ARTS/MEDIA 5 -- 0
HEALTHCARE 10 -- 0
EDUCATION 10 -- 0
ENERGY & SCIENCE 10 -- 0
FOREIGN AID 5 -- 0
LAW ENFORCEMENT 10 -- 40
AGRICULTURE 5 -- 0
N.A.S.A. 0 -- 0
Total 100% -- 100%

(What seems to be missing is FIRE PROTECTION.)