Agenda

Compliments of Robert Minch of the Red Bluff Daily News, here is the agenda of the opening day of the Democratic National Convention:

"Opening flag burning

Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. (en espanol)

Toast -- Ted Kennedy

Prayer meeting -- Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

Toast -- Ted Kennedy

Ceremonial tree hugging

Al Gore -- 'How I Invented the Internet'

Saddam Memorial Rally -- Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

Toast -- Ted Kennedy

Charitable donation for Osama Bin Laden's kidney transplant. Host -- Barbra Striesand

Talk on Oval Office affairs -- William Jefferson Clinton

'Truth in Broadcasting Award' presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore"

Adjournment

By the end of the convention, Mrs. Bill Clinton will have her coronation, no matter how many delegates Obama amasses. The Clinton Machine and their superdelegates will install the candidate who has pledged to "take something away" from the most productive people in society, and give it to the least. (Karl Marx, where are you?)