He says he really cares

Prepare to get your mouth around "President Pickens." No, not Slim Pickens (real name Louis Lindley), the late rustic character actor of the movies, but T. Boone Pickens, the affluent oil man whose speech pattern resembles Slim's. He has begun a media blitz in which he promises to reveal his plans for developing alternative energy sources, because, apparently, oil hasn't made him rich enough. When he teams up with AlGore, the global warming fraud, they should make a formidable slate of candidates for the new Scare the Children Party.


EXTRA: God's Pottery has been eliminated from "The Last Comic Standing." Unfortunately, last night's song, "Team Jesus," wasn't funny.