What would Jorge say?

"Did you see how Bush caused the tragic fires in Russia? After we stopped his oil spill, he decided to send global warming to attack his former enemy, Vladimir Putin. You'll notice while Russia is receiving God's wrath at Bush' bequest, Texas, the home of the devil incarnate, has been spared."

(Actually, we haven't heard from Jorge since February. That's the good news.)

FAME WHORE: (As seen on TV, AGAIN) The Constitution makes no provision for marriage, except for the freedom of religion in the First Amendment. Marriage, after all, is a purely religious concept, and I suspect the founders are not happy that we have allowed it to be secularized. Why would anyone marry for anything but love?