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1. A recent newspaper article reported that each terminally ill prison inmate costs the state $800,000 per year. It seems pretty obvious that reining in the health insurance and drug companies would be a good place to start balancing the budget.

2. Because parents are the front line in the war on drugs, any of them who vote to legalize marijuana will be guilty of child abuse. And don't tell me only adults will be able to buy it, because, like cigarettes and alcohol, it will be even easier for kids to get.