Satire

My local newspaper published my criticism of the University for calling a house full of miscreants an "unrecognized fraternity," thus disrespecting the Greek movement. In the same edition, my anonymous phone call satirized another caller's offering thus:

As published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, "Money can help to buy happiness, at least if you're bringing in about $75,000 per year." Therefore, the caller who suggested that people earning a mere $60,000 per year should take a 10% pay cut, doesn't ever want them to be happy. How mean.