Two I liked, but TV didn't

1. Read the ingredients in sausage, hot dogs and any other prepared foods, and then tell me how genetically modified salmon can be any worse for you. Besides, would the Obama administration allow you to eat anything that's bad for you?

2. I was drafted into the Army to learn to kill people and blow things up, but it was peacetime, so we looked busy keeping the place clean, and dozing through classes where they were teaching I don't remember what. It made us too tired to care about sex. Nobody asked; nobody told; nobody cared.