TV or not TV?

Here are a few of my latest submissions on the subjects of gasoline taxes, human cloning and abortion:


Attention Democrats! A panel wants to raise (gas) taxes. What a heavenly suggestion. Don't you just love raising taxes?


"Why are they chasing us, Dr. Frankenstein?"
"We cloned a human being, Igor."
"But you're a respected scientist."
"No, Igor, I'm a crackpot, and they just don't understand."
"Run faster, Doctor!"


No one wants to take away a woman's right to have unprotected recreational sex. In fact, it's easier for a woman to obtain an abortion than for a smoker to find a place to light up. Ain't freedom great?