Opening Day

Although Seattle and Oakland have already played two games that count in Japan, today is being called Opening Day. The St. Louis Cardinals will play the Miami (formerly, Florida) Marlins in the only game.

LADY AND THE TRAITOR: Jane Fonda will be portraying Nancy Reagan in the upcoming film "The Butler." Henry and Ronnie are no doubt turning over in their graves.

RATS: They took away my freebies. And I was hoping to see the beginning of "Midnight in Paris." The Starz freebies lasted all last year, but this time it was only a short teaser. It's hell being poor. Maybe along with our healthcare, Messiah Obama could give us free cable/satellite too. Isn't that just another one of our "entitlements?"